Do not follow your parent’s orders to clean out your closet thus resulting in giving away your many pairs of perfectly worn in railroad striped, whip stitch embellished, hole-ridden overalls to “people in need”. In 16 years you will find YOURSELF desperate for various iterations of this white trash tuxedo.
P.S. Stay out of the sun whitey, and the dorky guys turn out to be rich and hot. and rich.